Thursday, August 26, 2010

Job Description

I just got off the phone with the President of the Sodermoto Company. (At least I let him think he is the President, we all know who runs the business. We have a Bush/Cheney relationship) I have been wondering where I can get my full job description for the position of Senior Housewife.
While the Jr. VP is napping, I think I have come up with it all on my own.
All I do all day is micromanage all the departments.
Clean up all of my younger associates messes. (including the President's)
Organize and execute the daily activities of the company
Hours are from 5:00 am to 10 pm with an on call shift between 10:01 pm to 4:59 am.
No sick leave or vacation days
Daily conference calls from family members (aka Mother) that will critique/harass your performance.
And just remember that I signed up for this and have a contract with the President for at least an 18 year commitment. (with the possibility for an extension if more team members are added to the company.):)
Glad I have that all cleared up!


A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

Super funny!

That's quite a contract you've signed there, girl!

Mrs. Egg said...

I would love that contract. It sounds fabulous.

Traci said...

Molly your absolutely adorable-I love reading your blog!!

Debbie said...

It's a job you gotta love!
I also love the new look around here.